Mugged
Your Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
( , Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
Your Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
( , Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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Not mugged as such...
But very nearly.
I fancied a new game for the PS2, so I went into town & went into one of the many game shops.
Had a look around, didn't see anything I fancied, so I left the shop & walked toward another game shop about 100 yards down the road, on the opposite side. It's about 5:00pm at this point, most of the shops are shutting around this time so there's not many people about, and to make matters worse it's starting to get dark.
Anyway, as I exited the shop, I saw 2 typical chav lads. One of said something to the other and they both began to walk toward me. I begin to walk down toward the other game shop as fast as I can without running. After about 5 seconds, one of them whistles, and tells me to stop, so naturally, I walk faster. This carries on until I reach the other shop. One of the lads comes into the shop behind me & comes up next to me & whispers in my ear that if I give them a pound each so they can get the bus home, they'll leave me alone. So I dig into my pocket to get it out, so they'll leave me alone, and the idiot says, and I quote:
"Nar mate, come outside & round the corner where no-one can see us & give it us then."
I thought "what the fuck?!" at this point and told him he can have it now or not at all, so he said "Right, I'll see you outside then..."
I'm bricking it at this point, so I go over to the shop owner and tell him I'm going to be mugged if I step outside, so the nice chap lets me out of the back exit of the shop.
I made my way home sharpish.
(Still got a game though! ^^')
Apologies for length
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 1:34, Reply)
But very nearly.
I fancied a new game for the PS2, so I went into town & went into one of the many game shops.
Had a look around, didn't see anything I fancied, so I left the shop & walked toward another game shop about 100 yards down the road, on the opposite side. It's about 5:00pm at this point, most of the shops are shutting around this time so there's not many people about, and to make matters worse it's starting to get dark.
Anyway, as I exited the shop, I saw 2 typical chav lads. One of said something to the other and they both began to walk toward me. I begin to walk down toward the other game shop as fast as I can without running. After about 5 seconds, one of them whistles, and tells me to stop, so naturally, I walk faster. This carries on until I reach the other shop. One of the lads comes into the shop behind me & comes up next to me & whispers in my ear that if I give them a pound each so they can get the bus home, they'll leave me alone. So I dig into my pocket to get it out, so they'll leave me alone, and the idiot says, and I quote:
"Nar mate, come outside & round the corner where no-one can see us & give it us then."
I thought "what the fuck?!" at this point and told him he can have it now or not at all, so he said "Right, I'll see you outside then..."
I'm bricking it at this point, so I go over to the shop owner and tell him I'm going to be mugged if I step outside, so the nice chap lets me out of the back exit of the shop.
I made my way home sharpish.
(Still got a game though! ^^')
Apologies for length
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 1:34, Reply)
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