MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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Night in Old Kent Road....My mates 21st was in Caesars in Old Kent Road a few years ago. Spent all night in the VIP lounge getting wasted on cheap champers.
When we got outside everyone went off to get some chicken, I was walking fairly slowly and diagonally, and ended up falling behind a bit. Cue about 10 Black Youths appearing out of nowhere and start enquiring where I'm from. Me being a friendly drunk started chatting to them, asking them about where they're from etc. It wasn't until they started patting my trouser legs I realized something was up.
At this point my mate Ian (Fudge) shouted to the rest of my mates I was in a bit of trouble, and they all steamed towards them. They scarpered pretty fast.
What amused me was in amongst the group of about 15 of us, was 3 tramps that had got up off the floor next to the chicken shop and decided to give chase as well.
When we headed back towards the club to grab some cabs, the gang came back again and started surrounding us, at which point my mate ‘Big Tom’ had caught up with us and promptly told them to cock off. Which they obeyed almost instantly, which when confronted with ‘Big Tom’ I think most people would.
I never apologize for anything!
(, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 16:47, Reply)
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