MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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baboonMy dad was mugged by a baboon once. My dad is about two meters tall and he does not get shit from people.
When we were on holiday in South Afrika, we went to see the Cape, it beautiful btw. The baboons there have learned to track tourists who buy soft drinks.
And let me tell you, they're not even that big but they have teeth as long as my index finger and when they come at you, you better toss them the drink. As my daddy was smart enough to do.
It proceeded to bite off the top of the bottle (smart monkey) but it was not yet smart enough to drink from the bottle: it puored the contents on the pavement and lapped it up.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 19:04, Reply)
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