MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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i got mugged in brixton.i was just another guy high on life and they decided to hijack my plane, having descended to my altitude from outer space, recovering enough motor skills on the way down to take the job on.
it was in the park outside the fridge, quite late. you know it? good. don't go there at night pissed up and friendly - crack addicts don't appreciate friendly.
mind you, they do give you your cash card back, keeping only your cash.
'here you go mate' they say, handing your card back.
it wasn't too hard to suppress the 'thank you' that was eagerly climbing up my throat...
i'm quite polite really.
and just in case you're wondering... white.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 19:30, Reply)
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