MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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I love question of the week, always brings memories flooding backI lied before when I said I have never been mugged. Walking through the red light district of amsterdam, in broad daylight mind, I came across a fucking fagin tribute act of a mugger. Right down to the long trench coat
Affecting a stoned stagged he proceeded to weave his way back and forth across the road. It was sheer coreography as he stumbed sideways approximately 15 feet to 'accidentally' bump into my boyfriend. His plan was the old dip into the pocket for the wallet trick. Luckily he was about as subtle as a dog with a drawing pin in it's knackers. My boyfriend yelled 'HEEEEEYYY!' in a comical fashion. Fagin goes off, waving mumbled apologies, a look of resignment on his raddled hobo face.
It's lucky he didn't get the wallet, else we wouldn't have had any money to spend on ganje.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 20:42, Reply)
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