Jail
8 years ago on a Friday night, I landed in jail on domestic violence charges for smacking my ex boyfriend - he'd beaten me up two weeks previously and I left him the next day. When I went back to pick up my stuff he was calling me and my friend sluts, whores etc so I twatted him one. He called the cops on me and I was arrested and taken to jail.

My friends bailed me out, and I had to go to court the following Tuesday for my arraignment. I was looking at up to a year in jail and a $10,000 fine.

So, the day after I got out of jail, I had to call mum to tell her what was going on. She picked up the phone.

Me: "Mum, are you sitting down, there's something I have to tell you"
Mum: "Oh god, you're not pregnant to that idiot are you?"
Me: "No....but I smacked him the other night and ended up in jail and here's what I'm looking at"
Mum: "Yay! Good for you for standing up for yourself. It will be worth it!"
She then proceeded to tell the entire family who were all very supportive of me - mainly from the women of the family.

The day the case was dismissed, I called her to let her know the charges were dropped......she told me to go back and smack the bastard again!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 14:57, 4 replies)

Awesome
good on her

...and you.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:38, closed)

It sounds like your mum wants you to go to prison
As soon as you got off with it she wanted you to try again
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:40, closed)

good on you
although you really should have filed counter-charges against him
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 21:29, closed)

click
Can we swap mothers please?
(whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 17:11, closed)