Age of information my arse
This QOTW would be perfect for a friend of mine to try and explain to his Mum what he was doing with the first 33 years of his life. Apparently they drifted apart sometime in his early years. I've never met the woman but he talks about her a lot - never in detail though, only that she was a wonderful woman. Always thought it was weird that he doesn't see her more. The funny thing is that he never wants to dwell on the past, talks a lot about how he wants to better himself and help people, all that hippy bollocks, but nothing about what he was up to before I met him.

I got curious a while ago and Googled him - can't be too careful when it comes to your mates - but can't find a shred of dirt. That, to me, is a bit odd. He's a lovely bloke, and I feel bad being suspicious of him, but it strikes me as fucking bizarre that there's no record of his life til now. He's always banging on about doing good work and all our friends think he's the dog's bollocks. We met while we were both travelling, shared a few yarns around a fire late at night on many an occasion. Good times. He could be a bit more interested in the pussy though. I don't think of myself as homophobic but I can't help wondering why his parties are always such a sausage-fest.

I could do with some feedback, really, which is why I'm bringing this up. I looked up his family history and it's fucking mental. Apparently his Mum doesn't know how she got up the duff with him and TOLD HIS DAD SHE WAS STILL A VIRGIN even when she started showing! No wonder he's messed up, the woman's clearly a pathological liar. J reckons she'll end up being canonized by a bunch of sociopathic mentalists who'll go on to persecute gays and non-believers for 2,000 years. What a twat. Am meeting this government high-up tomorrow, have been offered a decent price to sell him out. What do you reckon?

J. Iscariot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 9:11, 6 replies)

Wow
Crazy stuff.
Just try not to get too hung up about it.
(TheColonel, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 9:42, closed)

You again
GET OUT OF MY BRAAAAAAAIIIIIINN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 9:48, closed)

Yes.
For the record, I'm not Welsh
(TheColonel, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:00, closed)

Nailed it
in one.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:02, closed)

I really should have got it at "2000 years"
But I didn't. Well done.
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:11, closed)

I got it at "33 years"
I'm not sure whether to be proud of that or not.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:59, closed)