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Mrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.

(, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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My mum's sicker than your mum....
It's bad enough that my mother had Muchausen's, but she also had Muchausen's by proxy. So when I bashed my face trying to hang upside down off a stool like you do, when I was 7, my mum had me rushed off to hospital telling the medical staff that she'd found me unconscious in a pool of blood. Which was of course bollocks. I was kept in hospital overnight and released the next day with a bit of scabby face. Not very dramatic. So what does my mother do? Sticks a bloody sanitary towel across my face and makes me keep it there for 5 whole days....
(, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:16, 3 replies)
Ugh
*goes to vomit*
(, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 13:59, closed)
I had the exact opposite problem
I spilled boiling water on myself. Mum: Oh, stop being so dramatic and finish your work.
The next day I had huge blisters. :(
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:51, closed)
Um...
When you say "Sticks a bloody sanitary towel..." you don't actual mean used bloody do you?

I am so not gonna look at any answer...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:20, closed)

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