The Good Mother!!!
The Good Mother!

"I’ve got a bike
You can ride it if you like"
Pink Floyd 1967

We’ve got the epitome of one of the characters from Viz Magazine’s Fat Slag’s on our street. This woman has two sons from two husbands and now sleeps with anyone who shows interest in her obese form. She is fat enough to waddle and an effervescent powder would be an aid for accuracy during sex. She thinks she’s hot!! But her looks only allow me to paint a picture, what riles me is the lack of regard for her children’s sensibilities.

Still in her twenties and just recently left the 2nd husband, this marriage lasted 10 months and included a fling with the doorman from the local nightclub; she has already brought home one boyfriend 20 years her senior. Needless to say, the old fart couldn’t keep up with this nymphomaniac; the relationship didn’t last and only served only to confuse the children even more. Next came a married man who, promised to, but of course didn’t leave his wife!

She doesn’t bother to work even though her two sons attend school. All finances like income support, tax credits, child allowance are, off course, claimed from the government. Top this off with maintenance from the fathers and the money is rolling in.

This slapper thinks everything is fine!!! The children have been uprooted and are unsure who their next Dad will be. The local council now pays her rent; she left a perfectly fine house, happy family and working husband just to satisfy her sexual desires elsewhere. Her thighs are too large to keep her legs crossed.

This self-centred bitch has wrecked two families and attempted to destroy a 3rd. How the hell can she get away with this, the boys will be scarred for life and she just keeps on shagging.

We all know where I’m going with this. This woman thinks she’s a good mother! Is she mad, the children are so confused they don’t know what’s going on. This is all going to end in tears; again. Surely any action that threatens the well being of the family cannot be deemed good parenting.
(timmi tirade TimmiTirade, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 18:10, 8 replies)

...but she's your mum so you love her, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 18:32, closed)

Monty!
That was very rude.
Very rude indeed.

Rude enough for a click.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Sat 13 Feb 2010, 21:46, closed)

/Jeremy Kyle

( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 23:58, closed)

The person of which you speak
could be about 30% of our population.
Our government (Australian) gives them $5000 per sprog, based on the delusion that some day these will have a job and pay taxes.Riiiiiiiight
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 0:27, closed)

The Good Mother-reply
Your dead right, I reckon it's more than 30% here in messed up Blighty! Anyway gotta go to work to help pay for them.

TT
(timmi tirade TimmiTirade, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:17, closed)

has she
got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make her look good?
(floella, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 2:31, closed)

Someone...
..gave it to her when they could!
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 21:29, closed)

The Bike
No!
Only thinks she looks good.
I'd give her to you if I could but can't afford her.
(timmi tirade TimmiTirade, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:26, closed)