
Mrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.
( , Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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if I have the paper with me I can spend the best part of an hour having a shit.
( , Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:50, closed)

Nothing like a leisurely shit with Private Eye as company. As the old saying goes:
A first class shit is better than a second class wank.
I think I'll have that on my gravestone.
( , Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:56, closed)

I shall bear all of the above in mind the next time I am squatting down over either of your mother's cunts.
( , Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:20, closed)

I'm sure the mother in question will be grateful that you're taking the time to do a proper job.
( , Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:34, closed)

Given that she'll be handcuffed to a radiator throughout the procedure
( , Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:55, closed)
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