Gayers
Many years ago, I was on my way out of the house wearing a red t-shirt, when my mum stopped me and said:

"Be careful tonight, you know that red is the colour of the gays"

Not being of that persuausion, I'm not sure if this is true, or how my dear old mum came by this pearl of wisdom..
(mejt, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:29, 5 replies)

This needs more info
Did you find yourself being inadvertantly bummed that evening?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:42, closed)

ha ha
Yeah it is in Liverpool.

Apparently purple is a key colour for bum-love oh and those rainbow flags are a dead give away too!
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:53, closed)

Hahahaha
I got my ear pierced one drunken night on the beach, and liked it so kept it. For the next six months all I heard was "Good thing you got it in your left ear! You know what it means if you have it in your right!" and "Your LEFT ear?! Is there something you want to tell us?"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:16, closed)

I was heading up to London, and I'm pretty sure in my mums mind, the streets of the capital are lined with gangs of predatory gays just waiting to pounce on a fresh faced teenager who was wearing the wrong colour clothes. Maybe she's getting confused with the gangs of LA..

Thankfully this didn't happen.
(mejt, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:20, closed)

Your mum is right...
The south London nomads (aka Arsenal) wear red...'nuff said.
( snee held his breath since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:30, closed)