SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
Seriously, you're extraordinarily boring. You disrupt the board more than anyone else with these ten thousand word 'explanations'. No-one cares. Call a fucking helpline or something, you humourless windbag.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Sat 11 May 2013, 7:14, 2 replies)

Oh God.
Another one.
Fuck, I am actually getting a bit tired now.

Oh well. Another day, another TTT session. (Ask AB about the "TTT" ref. if you don't know it).
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 11 May 2013, 7:37, closed)

But you're not TTT, we're all still laughing at you because you're still just making a complete fucking twat of yourself.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 11 May 2013, 11:03, closed)

Fuck me!
It never stops.
Chin.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 11 May 2013, 11:07, closed)

How do you not see this?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 11 May 2013, 11:10, closed)

He's genuinely too thick and emotionally stunted to realise.
Good innit?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:01, closed)

I shall be still and blithely watch how you, the devil, and your tripe vainly fret and torment yourself, and blubber and writhe, achieving naught but to make us laugh and make you own case worse.

Indeed, I should like to see you speak aloud what you write, for if you did, the people would gather chains and bars and out of compassion would seize and bind you as a maniac.

Failing this, then, perhaps at God's prompting, oxen and swine would trample you to death with their horns and hoofs.

You tedious, tragic, tumescent prick.
(James?, Tue 14 May 2013, 1:37, closed)