Ok now this is obviously a bit of a challenge for you but I'll try and explain
my reply was what we call a 'joke' I was trying to be 'funny'

I was of course calling you a cunt while I was doing it but in the 10 years or so I have frequented this site I have been called a cunt, a twunt, a bellend, a splerging fucklord the other day by Janet (i think she fancies me), and numerous other insults. It is the juice by which B3ta runs it's why we come here. For the banter for the comedy 2 and fro and the of the cuff irreverent insulting humorous name calling.

Don't like it? go it mumsnet you tedious prick (that wasn't trying to be funny BTW I just think you are a tedious prick)

This is a very rushed post I have stuff to do it's the weekend ....
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Sat 11 May 2013, 11:37, 2 replies)

I think janet kinda fancies everyone.
But there isn't a bargepole long enough.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 11 May 2013, 11:51, closed)

lol irony

(JFK I need you like a hole in the head, Sat 11 May 2013, 11:53, closed)

you are Alanis Morrisette
aicmfp
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:53, closed)

all this is giving me a headache

(JFK I need you like a hole in the head, Sun 12 May 2013, 13:46, closed)

I'm Jack Ruby's comedy account.

(JFK I need you like a hole in the head, Sun 12 May 2013, 13:54, closed)