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My best mate has a photo of a truck which has crashed into a pole. The pole is the only thing stopping the truck from plunging down a mountainside, and in fact the only thing between the road and the sheer drop for miles in any direction.

His father was asleep in the back of the truck. The driver, unfortunately, was asleep in the front, but luckily he'd managed to doze off during the precise fraction of a second which meant they'd hit the pole and hence not plummet to a fiery death hundreds of feet below.

Since this was taken before my friend was conceived, he was saved from oblivion by a rusty metal pole.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:38, 5 replies)

Could you drop the 'd' from your subject line so it's not a combo breaker?

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:17, closed)

gowan

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:35, closed)

^ This

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:47, closed)

It still works

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:06, closed)

So immigrants aren't all bad?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 15 May 2013, 15:06, closed)