Drunk bloke
When I was at secondary school the love of my life was the lovely Liz; she of the enormous breasts and dirty laugh. Unfortunately for most of the time to her I was just a weedy bloke in the year below. However luckily for me our paths home coincided and more often than not we'd end up walking home together. Usually because I hung around the school gate until I saw her mighty chest emerging round the corner then would 'just happen' to be walking home at the same time as her.

Anyway, one day as we were walking home we saw a couple of men sitting on a garden wall, the one man holding the other up. One of them called us over, asking for help. I thought at first they were a couple of drunks, but as we got closer I saw the older man was obviously unwell. Immediately I told Liz to hold his hand and talk to him while I ran round the corner to the shop to call an ambulance (this was well before the time of mobile phones). As I rushed back I saw the old man leaning his head comfortably on Liz's impressive bust: he did seem to be looking better. Soon enough the ambulance came and whisked the man off and we continued our walk home.

A few days later, as we were again on the way home, we saw the old bloke and his wife standing by their garden gate. It turned out the man had a heart problem, if the ambulance hadn't come he could have died. They thanked us for helping him, and as we left the lady said what a lovely couple we were. Liz flushed bright red, I got an instant stiffy from the sudden vision of being in an actual relationship with Liz and her pneumatic bosom (well, I was a teenager at the time). So although I may have saved that bloke's life, the most important thing for me was that the event got me a little closer to Liz's boobs.

Post scriptum: I did eventually get my hands on her baps, and boy was it worth the wait. Magnificent bazongas. Sadly we were never to be a couple, and she went off with some bloke 10 years her senior.

tl;dr Saved some bloke's life, got me slightly closer to a pair of enormous tits.
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 15 May 2013, 19:57, 3 replies)

I like breasts.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 15 May 2013, 20:33, closed)

I like breasts.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 May 2013, 20:51, closed)

I like cock.
I mean breasts. Definitely breasts.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 May 2013, 22:53, closed)