I do not do nativity plays
Read the title? Good.

As a firm non-believer that any deity can be its own father without considering the prospects of locking someone in a cellar for 20 years, you could say the Nativity play was a bit of a sham in my juvenile eyes. However, with this 'everyone's a winner' ethos we've been made to endure for the past decade or two, young FoxyBadger ended up with the high point of Biblical roles.

I was a red Indian.

At Christmas.

In Bethlehem.

With Jesus.

Buddah was in the background.

At least the Equality board weren't complaining.

Why was I chosen for such a prolific role you ask? Well, I don't believe in rocking the boat too much when it comes to making people pay attention to me. I tend to stick to the 'shut up and keep to yourself' path of life, but nethertheless was forced a part with one line.

Young Foxy, in his best Charlton Heston frame of mind, was to come on to the stage, say he was here to see the birth of Christ, and then stand in the corner with his cheeks radiating.

Young Foxy's kneecaps, however, had other interests, and decided to buckle upon approaching the stage. The result; a native American headbutting Mary in the face while screaming 'bollocks!'

Every now and then I whip that video out for a chuckle as a gobsmacked 7 year old is bundled off the stage by a bunch of shepards.

Never did get another role after that.

Narf.
(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:45, 1 reply)

Heh...
Another office LOL escaped me there - boss is looking at me strangely...I could be about to be busted...

"The result; a native American headbutting Mary in the face while screaming 'bollocks!'"

Absolutely fucking great :)

*click*
( snee held his breath since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:10, closed)