THE NAKED CIVIL SERVANT
I put my head in my hands and sobbed.

"Are you alright?" asked the man behind the desk. "I know this sort of situation can be emotional... Would you like me to get you a glass of water."

I shook my head, I felt numb and suddenly violently ill.

"You don't understand," I murmered. "You don't understand..."

But lets go back to the previous evening -

I'd arranged to meet Gina at a nice restaurant in Farringdon. A blind date arranged on an internet dating site. We'd exchanged emails and photos, she seemed nice and see seemed to like me.

I sat at a cosy table for two, candles, breadsticks, a bottle of lager. I was nervous as hell. Gina was a high-flying civil servant, she was responsible for alot of people and I have to admit I was ever-so-slightly intimidated.

After I'd started my second bottle of lager I glanced up at the big ornate clock - Gina was twenty minutes late... Shit... I've been stood up...

But then the doors swished open and in walked Gina wearing a trim pinstripe business suit. Her eyes levelled on me, she smiled and strode over.

"Sorry I'm late, Spanky. Got stuck in work," she reached up behind her gorgeous jet black hair and released the pin she had holding it in place. Great lovely curls spilled down over her shoulders and I felt my cock twitch.

"No problem," I beamed. "Please, take a seat."

We ate an amazing meal, chatted and laughed. Things were going very well. After we'd eaten Gina suggested we go to the bar next door and find a comfy sofa. Yay!

So, we move the evening next door. Gina buys all the drinks and after an hour or so we're both pretty pissed. At one point I'm considering showing Gina my pink elephant routine (that's how pissed I am by this stage), but before I can pull out my pockets and wrestle with the trunk in my pants, Gina leans forward and jams her tounge into my mouth. Its electric, her tounge probs round, making the hair on the back of my neck stand on end. Her hand finds my knee and starts working up towards my crotch.

Suddenly, she stops.

"I just need to visit the ladies room," Gina says with a wink.

Moments later she returns, adjusts her skirt, and sits down next to me. She reaches over and takes my wrist and puts something hot and moist in my palm. I look down.

"I thought you might like these," she says.

Its her panties.

"I really don't like wearing them," she smiles wickedly. "Would you like to come back to mine?"

Oh fuck yes!!! Yes I would!!!

Then we're in a taxi heading over to Gina's posh flat in Kensington. I slip my hand up her skirt and touch her, she's wet and hot and... SHAVED!!! Wooooo!!!

Gina pays for the taxi and we step into her building. I look up at the place and realise Gina must be earning an absolute shitload. The last time I'd been in a place as posh as this was when I was up in court after that nasty incident with the Swedish tourist and the bicycle clips.

Gina takes my hand and leads me up the stairs. She stops half way up, hitches up her skirt and reveals her perfect arse.

"Eat me from behind, Spanky," she demands.

Well, being a gentleman, I oblige. Gina tastes sweet and hot and she squirms under my furtive tongue. After a few moments Gina says:
"You've teased me enough, you cunt - take me to the bedroom and fuck me!"

Oohhhh!!!

She grabs my arm firmly, digging her nails in, and leads me to her lair. She rips her cloths off and splays out on the black satin sheets, rubbing herself. "Come and fuck me, you working class piece of shit!"

Now, under other circumstances I would've been slightly pissed off by this statement. But Gina was fucking HOT! I shrugged my clothes off and dived onto the bed. "Put your hot cock inside me!" Gina demanded. "Fuck me now, you shit!"

And I did. Hard. Very hard. Even up the wrong un.

In the morning I came awake and grappled for my cloths. "Gina, I've gotta go! I've got an appointment somewhere and I really can't miss it."

Gina lit a cigarette. "Oh yeah?" She snorts. "Fine by me - I don't have any further use for you - not unless you want me to sit on your face for a while?"

I very nearly took my cloths back off, but I'd been waiting for the appointment for a couple of months already. It took all my willpower to tear myself away.

And then I went to my meeting.

I met with the nice man, he went through a few preliminaries and handed me over the folder. I opened it and skimmed through. I was excited as fuck. And then I stopped dead and my heart went to my mouth when I found the photograph.

"This is her?" I asked, feeling a strange kind of antifreeze feeling flood my veins.

The man nods absently. "Yep - that's her. We can arrange a meeting if you like? I've got her details on file."

I shake my head and tears well in my eyes. "No, I know where she lives. I know her..."

"Oh? What a coincidence!" the man suddenly notices my distress and offers me a glass of water. I decline.

"You don't understand," I murmered. "You don't understand..."

I looked down at the photograph of Gina; she was a few years younger, a different hairstyle, but it was definately her.

I look up at the man, "I met her last night and we had sex."

The man looks aghast, "You had sex with your long lost sister?"

I nod, feeling sick to my stomach.

I get up to leave, the man seems dumbstruck. He says: "My son's doing his nativity play tonight," and he chuckles, trying to lighten the mood.

But I wasn't very interested in some fucking nativity play. So I left without a word.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:27, 16 replies)

This is great!
I vote that nativity plays should only be fleetingly mentioned in each post, preferably at the end.

If we could have more elegant prose such as this we could flout the constraints of this crummy QOTW.

Go Spanky!
( squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:39, closed)

Great story
mate. love it.
(Errin C, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:43, closed)

Quality...as always...

This is the second post you've done regarding fucking your sister though...

*raises eyebrow*

*clicks*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:46, closed)

Pooflake, my good man...
that's a slur...

my sister happens to be incredibly hot.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:50, closed)

Mine too!...

Wanna swap?

It might help dispel the 'Spanky & Pooflake are related' rumours?

*clicks again*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:52, closed)

I was beginning to think
we were the same person... scary thought, that is... only because if that were the case it would mean I've actually touched your cock.

Would be a pleasure to exchange sisters - but I think they should do a bit of woman-on-woman lesbo action first, just to get warmed up.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:57, closed)

I expect
A QotW story on this event in a few weeks.
(Linusmartensson, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:15, closed)

Nice one. Did you give her another one?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:49, closed)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Great post, Spanky! *clicky*
(Grrrrr Tigers, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:01, closed)

Ace!
Beautifully written as always and far, far better than some shite about nativity plays.

I want to see this win.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:05, closed)

I know Gina
she's filthy, isn't she?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:17, closed)

Very filthy...
...actually, my real life sis has appeared in FHM in her bra and pants. My mum and dad don't know. I do. I plan to blackmail her. She's a teacher now. Not a proper one, she does geography.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:32, closed)

Nothing like a bit of random erotica to keep me on my toes.
*goes back to filing*

*sigh*
( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:45, closed)

Indeed....
and where is frankspencer when you need him?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:34, closed)

You're helping save this QOTW you are.
And giving me a semi.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:03, closed)

Que?
Why is Spanky giving you a lorry.... oh...wait...
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:43, closed)