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This is a question Nativity Plays

Every year the little kids at schools all over get to put on a play. Often it's christmas themed, but the key thing is that everyone gets a part, whether it's Snowflake #12 or Mary or Grendel (yes, really).

Personally I played a 'Rich Husband' who refused to buy matches from some scabby street urchin. Never did see her again...

Who or what did you get to be? And what did you have to wear?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:45)
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But
just think of all the fun you could have with a corpse? Putting them in weird poses, taking photos, taking them out for a trip to the shops, fucking them... did I just say that? Must've slipped out - will have to apply less KY next time.
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:30, 1 reply)
Talking of necrophilia
Apparently in aincient Egypt if a particuarly beutiful woman died they would leave her body for a couple of days before sending it to be embalmed, to discorage any unwarrented corpse love.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:33, closed)
They still do that.
Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:36, closed)
I was once up in the High Court for necrophillia
I was sent down for eight years, my defense team were useless. They claimed she was drunk and gagging for it.
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:44, closed)
Fun fact:
"Sexual penetration with a corpse was made illegal (in the UK) under the Sexual Offences Act 2003."

Someone must've done something reaaaaaaally bad in 2002...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:46, closed)
Yeah... I mean, like all taboos, it's been broken
So clearly, the fact that people occasionaly have indulged in necrophilia was not enough to trigger the law to be passed. So what was it? I'm imagining something big, and for some reason the image invovles a giggling madman laughing manicaly as he shags a corpse senseless on the top of an open top double decker tourbus as it drives past some sort of royal meeting of a forgien dignitary.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:52, closed)
I used to be a
necrophiliac........................




................until some rotten cunt split on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:18, closed)

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