I KNEW this would happen.
Legless, you're God. There ain't a bigger role than that.

Besides, there was only about 4 people in my script to begin with and then everyone started the "oh! ME! Me! Pick me! Oh me!", the little fuckers. I did what any good teacher would do - allowed for infinite patience and infinite sheep. The only reason people got named in the first place was so that I could poke fun at their posting style.


p.s. I never make any of my QOTW stories up except for these nativity scripts and the one about my prize fighting whelk called Rocky (when, in truth, his real name is Geoffrey). I really am a bitter, well-travelled superslut.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:10, 2 replies)

It's a slippery slope...A SLIPPERY SLOPE I TELLS YE!...

I mean, for the love of asbestos-coated fuck, did you see Spanky's 'carry on' effort?

It started by being a few paragraphs, having a playful dig at a handful of regulars (a la CHCB's Nativity post)..and it ended up being massive, mentioning almost all 60,000 B3ta subscribers, their families and pets.

With every edit I could almost hear Spanky sighing "Oh, for fucks sake, WHO NEXT?"

before sloping off to insert a DVD of Ghostbusters 2 up his barking spider
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:56, closed)

:)
*hugs*

I think you might have a talent as a script writer. The B3ta play was wonderfully done...

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 10:25, closed)