£80 ???
You could've gone by private jet with a hooker servicing your John Thomas while serving you caviar and fine whiskey for that price, mate.

This QOTW has been ok, better than expected. But ultimately there is very little scope to a) be funny, or b) tell a heart warming tale about a fucking nativity play.

They're DULL!!!

That's the point.

They don't exactly have them on the TV with millions watching them. It appears that part of the punishment of having a kid is that you're forced to sit through these things.

So, a question about them is gonna give little scope for anything worth reading.

Been some good answers tho.

I'm hoping the new question will be about dragons. That'd be ace!

Or, failing that, a topic everyone will have an answer for. Something with a bit more range, something that throbs and pulses like a massive cock.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:55, 3 replies)

*pfff*
The dragons bit made me LOL like a mong watching the Chucle Bros.
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:00, closed)

where have I heard that line before...?

hmm
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:06, closed)

The Chuckle Bros
were a bit sinister, wern't they?

I could never watch that show without imagining them fucking each other.

Finishing with laying a heavy load of baby batter on those moustaches and going: "I'nt that grand!" Or something like that.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:09, closed)

arf...!
I meant:

"Nigel had passed out completely…fixed with the kind of glazed, gurning expression that you find on mongs clutching tickets to a Chuckle Brothers extravaganza"

(C)Pooflake 2009

EDIT: If the Chuckle Bros did fuck each other - they must surely find it difficult to resist saying:

'From me, to you, from me, to you'...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:11, closed)

subconciously
you obviously have some great influence on me.
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:27, closed)

Apparently, it's the sincerest form of flattery...

As for me, I'm just chuffed not to be called a snivelling cumsponge for a change!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 18:09, closed)

*pfff*
The dragons bit made me LOL like a mong watching the Chuckle Bros.
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:01, closed)

You're quite right...

I can't remember going through those massive glass doors at Cov station...

But they definitely saw me coming.

And agree with your qotw thoughts. We need something generic, with a scope that can be expanded into something that everybody can write about...

It's down to the mods...If it's another crap one, then we'll have no choice but to be reduced to writing bollocks-for-entertainments'-sake again. Everybody will whinge like bitches but it won't be our fault.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:04, closed)

OK
I have to admit the posts about fucking my long lost sister and the one where Stephen Hawkings beat me up and had a foursome with Britney Spears were, how can I put this, caffine-induced literary wankathons.

But, lets face it, if the question's piss poor you have to take the piss a bit.

Its either that or turn my attention to doing some fucking work! Fuck that! I'd rather give Bernard Manning a rimjob than do that - and he's been dead for a year or so now.

Something generic would be great.

Or dragons.

Gotta love the dragons.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:07, closed)

'Caffeine' eh...?

*raises eyebrow*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:09, closed)

That's
what the nice Brazillian fella who sold it to me under the canal bridge in Camden said it was - did wonder why it was in white powder form and cost me fifty quid for a tiny bag.

And, Mr Pooflake, Sir - hows this week been for you?
( SpankyHanky, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:12, closed)

Up and down like a bride's nightie mate...

Better than I expected, but tbh, my hopes weren't high.

I was pleasently surprised by a few posts and some ingenious efforts - and of course, your regular 'entries' make every QotW a delight.

(I truly think that even if the 'String' suggestion was picked, you'd still find a way to post 150 funny replies on the subject)

I haven't been able to be on B3ta as much as I'd like of late - but every crossable bodypart is crossed in hope for the next QotW.

I look like a twisted Vileda supermop.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:21, closed)