Near Death ExperiencesLast time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
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I was 15, right....... and was doubled up with a terrible stomach bug. Liquid pouring out of every orifice, that type of sickness. It was so bad, I couldn't walk, I had to be helped to the toilet and everything. I went to the doctor; he says not to worry sunbeam, it'll pass. Two days later of unimaginable pain and delerium, I started to feel better, but me old Mum (being the worrying old dear that she is) convinces me to go back to the doctor, just to be safe. A different doctor sees me and shits herself; I've had a ruptured appendix for a few days by this point. When I (finally) came out of hospital, my Mum (bless her) reveals to me that if we'd left it a day later, I definitely would have died in my sleep... :'(
That first fucking doctor is a shit tho. When I got back to school, a few of my mates thought I had actually died. Got special consideration in my GCSEs tho, ha!
Soz for length
(, Thu 25 Nov 2004, 14:17, Reply)
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