Near Death Experiences
Last time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
Last time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
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Metros then
They're bloody light vehicles. Being the likely lad I am, I favour running the things as fast and as dangerously as possible.
Because I'm invincible, natch.
So I hit a bend at an awkward angle, coming up a hill, car swerves across the road, drifts into the verge, rolls up it and then flips end-to-end down it.
Screaming my lungs out I end up upside down. I look at my girlfriend who's as terrified as I and say:
"Well, that fucks my insurance for next year."
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 23:26, Reply)
They're bloody light vehicles. Being the likely lad I am, I favour running the things as fast and as dangerously as possible.
Because I'm invincible, natch.
So I hit a bend at an awkward angle, coming up a hill, car swerves across the road, drifts into the verge, rolls up it and then flips end-to-end down it.
Screaming my lungs out I end up upside down. I look at my girlfriend who's as terrified as I and say:
"Well, that fucks my insurance for next year."
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 23:26, Reply)
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