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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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(, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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Otters are too similar to canines.
It must be difficult to cope with an instant erection every time a mod looks at the question.
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 13:14, 1 reply)
They're just as similar to dogs as bears, red pandas, skunks, racoons and sea lions.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caniformia

By the way... check out these bear-dogs:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphicyonid
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 13:21, closed)
Noooo....
Once they know of this, they'll be fingering all of natures creatures!
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 13:22, closed)
I wish them the best of luck...
...with elephant seal bulls.
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 13:26, closed)
I would pay money to see scaryduck suffer his last few moments enveloped in the arsefolds of a randy elephant seal.
Good money.
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:13, closed)
I'm off to start a justgiving page. Be right back.

(, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:15, closed)

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