Near Death Experiences II
Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
Suggested by Just a Vagabond
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
If you're going to have a shed, have a fucking big one.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 13:16,
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Impressive.
I wonder how many otters could be comfortable in a palace like that?
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Muns, Thu 15 May 2014, 13:23,
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One really big fucker.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 15 May 2014, 13:27,
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\o/
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Muns, Thu 15 May 2014, 13:40,
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YES!!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:17,
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And fill it with otters?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 15 May 2014, 13:32,
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YES.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 13:49,
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HURRAH!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 15 May 2014, 13:55,
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Bigger than swipeys flat.
flat arse (only just)
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Peej, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:57,
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excellent sheddage have a click
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:05,
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