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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 20:10, 10 replies)
That is not an enthusiasts shed. No bungee ropes on the lawn mower so it is raised from the floor.
What if water were to come into the shed and reach say 12 inches then the motor on the mower would suffer.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 May 2014, 21:19, closed)
Is that a tub of wood treatment?
There's not enough for the fence and shed there...
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Fri 16 May 2014, 7:40, closed)
NO THIS

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:36, closed)
I've just done a sqeegasm

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:49, closed)
Baby otter dun a gold coin shit

(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:49, closed)
You know they're going to eat him when he's fat from the milk.

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 16 May 2014, 23:01, closed)
fuck him first

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 17 May 2014, 19:41, closed)
Photoshop FTW.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 May 2014, 11:22, closed)

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