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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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(, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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Andi Peters.

(, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:42, 4 replies)
Gay or
not gay

pretty sure he is male, human and black (or whatever pc term one has to use nowadays bloody Gordon Bliar).
(, Fri 16 May 2014, 21:52, closed)
He's definately male and black
But he never came out. Just left his campness and that cryptic "i" in his first name as crumbs to throw us on/off the sent.

Beautifully done Andi. We all know and yet we don't.

The sort of subtle guessing game Alan Carr would know nowt about.
(, Fri 16 May 2014, 22:26, closed)
I met Alan Carr at a comedy gig about 10 years ago. It was obvious. which is no bad thing.

(, Sat 17 May 2014, 7:30, closed)
He's not even a real car.

(, Sat 17 May 2014, 7:46, closed)

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