Near Death Experiences II
Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
Suggested by Just a Vagabond
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
And we wonder why QOTW is dying....
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:16,
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Otters, sheds and Avril Lavigne are what's keeping me coming back to it.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:27,
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back to it
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:30,
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Trufax
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:44,
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shut up or post an otter, nobwart
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:51,
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I don't care what sweet nothings you whisper in my anus.
It's never going to happen, Shambo.
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:03,
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It's not dying.
It's evolved into something wonderful.
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Muns, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:42,
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long live the new flesh

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 May 2014, 18:08,
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because of people moaning about it dying
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:43,
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Nobody is forcing you to read it.
/ac.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:57,
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