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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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Hawt
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(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 16 May 2014, 23:45, 1 reply)
Carry on fapping

(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 17 May 2014, 0:04, closed)
It's your all you
All of you. Your fault, not ours. We just made a new land and government.
(drunksteve is not drunk, Sat 17 May 2014, 6:32, closed)
Allan Carr might be a prick,
but at least he managed to choose spectacles that fit his face.
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So that's a "would"?
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 17 May 2014, 10:07, closed)
You obviously know nothing about how spectacles fit to a face. That pair are the equivalent of
having trousers 2 inches too short or a 38 inch chest with 34 inch shoulder fitting.
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ps. did you mean Allen Carr or Alan Carr?

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