Near Death Experiences IIFreddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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Carry on fapping
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 17 May 2014, 0:04,
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It's your all youAll of you. Your fault, not ours. We just made a new land and government.
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Allan Carr might be a prick,but at least he managed to choose spectacles that fit his face.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 17 May 2014, 9:19,
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So that's a "would"?
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 17 May 2014, 10:07,
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You obviously know nothing about how spectacles fit to a face. That pair are the equivalent ofhaving trousers 2 inches too short or a 38 inch chest with 34 inch shoulder fitting.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 May 2014, 10:15,
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ps. did you mean Allen Carr or Alan Carr?(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 May 2014, 10:15,
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