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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:23, 31 replies)
Would.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:29, closed)
Calling all Potatoshop wizards.
I want to see a picture of Avril Lavigne getting buttfucked by a hillbilly otter in a shed doing 120mph down the M1 on bald tires by the end of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:40, closed)
YES!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:41, closed)

a picture of
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:52, closed)
Ceci n'est pas une loutre.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:57, closed)
Il s'agit d'une loutre

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:04, closed)
Les Quatre Cents Loutres ?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:04, closed)
Quatre cent un

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:25, closed)
Hypnotic.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:20, closed)
:D You don't mess with TEAM OTTERS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_ss1NqzjxI
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 16 May 2014, 22:46, closed)
Stop posting pictures of sheds!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:56, closed)
I'm confused by Avril Latrine
Usually for a shit singer, singing shit songs to get famous they have to be attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:59, closed)

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(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:05, closed)
I have a soft spot for Avril Lavigne
...I call it a mattress
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:41, closed)
I wasn't thrilled about the otters.
Can't say that this is an improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:31, closed)
dunno who that is, soz
did she used to be the cleaner in hi de di?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:52, closed)
I'd smash
Sue Pollard's innards through her back door - the saucy minx.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:28, closed)
o hai, George!

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:04, closed)
Budeeeee
U ok babez?

Is your mans treatin you well?
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:03, closed)
*swoons*

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:05, closed)
You've caught the scent of my interweb musk
Smells a bit like a space bar
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:09, closed)
A friend of mine had/has those special feelings for Miss Latrine.
He once drunkedly reeled off a list of things he'd do to her in her punky skateboarding schoolgirl get up of a while back.

I can no longer look at either of them and retain my faith in humanity, the mental scars are too raw.

You posting this has cast a shadow over my soul for the rest of the day.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:14, closed)
*bows low*
I exist only to serve.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:20, closed)
For a minute there I thought that was an old photo of Nina Hartley

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 16 May 2014, 20:50, closed)
Hawt
rey

(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 16 May 2014, 23:45, closed)
Carry on fapping

(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 17 May 2014, 0:04, closed)
It's your all you
All of you. Your fault, not ours. We just made a new land and government.
(drunksteve is not drunk, Sat 17 May 2014, 6:32, closed)
Allan Carr might be a prick,
but at least he managed to choose spectacles that fit his face.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 17 May 2014, 9:19, closed)

So that's a "would"?
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 17 May 2014, 10:07, closed)
You obviously know nothing about how spectacles fit to a face. That pair are the equivalent of
having trousers 2 inches too short or a 38 inch chest with 34 inch shoulder fitting.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 May 2014, 10:15, closed)
ps. did you mean Allen Carr or Alan Carr?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 May 2014, 10:15, closed)

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