Near Death Experiences IIFreddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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This DUI Dummy thought it would be clever to drive legless.But now he's fallen foul of the long arm ...
of the law
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:45,
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Classic!That guy really milks the terrible punnage.
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Hey! Aren't you supposed to have FOUR wheels on a car?!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:23,
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