Near Death Experiences IIFreddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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the 5 steps to drowningstep 1: realise the waves are a bit more than you can handle and panic slightly.
step 2: attempt to swim back to safety. work out that this is beyond you, then panic more and swallow some water.
step 3: freak out totally, swallow more water, cry for help and start to sink.
step 4: calm down completely as you slip into unconsciousness.
step 5(optional): get hooked out of the water by a lifeguard and get given mouth-to-mouth until you spew water. vow never to go to rhyl sun centre again.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:03,
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You needed to almost drown to realise that visiting Rhyl was a bad idea?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:45,
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Beat me to itRhyl....
I mean.... c'mon... it's Rhyl.
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i know, i knowbut they had a wave machine!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:45,
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Wave Machine == Drowning Device(, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:01, closed)
it sounded cool at the time(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:17,
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rhyl sun centre was ace when you were a teenyou got to dry hump* your class mates while peering at more attractive women in their swimming cosies.
(* only ... you know ... wet)
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 May 2014, 18:01,
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I went to Rhyl before the Sun Centre was there.It rained. A LOT.
And my mam tells me that I spent most of the week shouting "OI! COCONUT HEAD!" at a little boy with cancer, or nits.
And someone in my family has a photo of me and 7 or 8 of my cousins all crammed into / onto a single dodgem car like the fucking Ant Hill Mob.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 May 2014, 18:13,
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I very nearly drowned as a kid in the Rhyl Sun CentreWasn't even the waves, I just decided it'd be ace to jump off the spring diving board at the end of the pool even though I couldn't swim.
Looking back, nearly drowning was the best part of that holiday.
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sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:42,
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