Near Death Experiences IIFreddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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Got tied to a lamp post in Soho.Still don't know how I didn't get sausaged to death.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:34,
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So you're saying there just happened to be a large number of rapists in the same place at the same time?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:35,
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gays are all rapists, fact.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:54,
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I thinkhe's saying the opposite.
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Sorry badgey, but you must have a spectacularly unattractive arse.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 May 2014, 11:19,
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