I used to live on this street in Liverpool
I swear it was the craziest spot on the planet. For starters the house numbering system was non-sequencial which made the whole place a little disorientating. The house next to mine was occupied by the chaviest family you can imagine. As luck would have it however their presence was pretty sporadic as the adults where in and out of prison and the kids in and out of care.

Across the street was a sharp-suited businessman type who either liked lady's clothes out of hours or had very masculine twin sister. Always thought it'd be a laugh to set him up with the guy in number 18 who looked like he could've been in the village people if they all took steriods (he definitely had the roid-rage). Further up from him was the rev. Miller who's passion for gardening had him digging well into the night.

And don't get me started on the middle-aged, mustachioed arab guy who used to swan around in military uniform.

Sorry.
( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:26, 9 replies)

I think you need some space.
I am also sorry.
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:48, closed)

A nice pun to finish the job
why didn't I think of that?
( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:50, closed)

Hmmmm...
Sounds like a beautiful neihbourhood...
(ScousersPet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:55, closed)

You had me until
"And don't get me started on the middle-aged, mustachioed arab guy"
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 15:02, closed)

Haha!
I thought the rev. Miller bit would give it away fo' sure.
( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:53, closed)

Don't get it
Some soap opera I don't watch, maybe?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 15:30, closed)

Inspired by a song:
www.spacetheband.com/lyrics/neighbourhood/
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 17:16, closed)

arf!
the rev. miller was a bit of a giveaway. saw them live just after they released the tin planet album, they were feckin' awesomeness
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:13, closed)

Click
More deadly than the maaaaaaaaaaaaaleeeeeeee
(harrumph, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 8:37, closed)