NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Good effortBut bindun, I'm afraid: www.b3ta.com/questions/neighbours/post531384
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The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 1:43,
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to be fairi piss all over that
but then i'm from a rough neighbourhood
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 1:48,
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Well...Yours does include the whole demoliton bit, so you do get extra points for that. I also like your length.
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The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:11,
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s'funnymrs spimf reckons its the girth
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:34,
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What makes you think we're so different?Put it this way: Have you ever seen "her" and "me" in the same photograph?
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The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:56,
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But...Where are you going, dear?
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The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:33,
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Nah, you weren't subtle enough.Kudos on including the last verse though, and I plain forgot about the 110 lot.
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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:21,
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