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I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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to be fair
i piss all over that

but then i'm from a rough neighbourhood
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 1:48, 2 replies)
Well...
Yours does include the whole demoliton bit, so you do get extra points for that. I also like your length.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:11, closed)
s'funny
mrs spimf reckons its the girth
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:34, closed)
What makes you think we're so different?
Put it this way: Have you ever seen "her" and "me" in the same photograph?
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:56, closed)
erm,,,,
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 3:02, closed)
But...
Where are you going, dear?
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:33, closed)
Nah, you weren't subtle enough.
Kudos on including the last verse though, and I plain forgot about the 110 lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:21, closed)

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