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I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.

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he was from Fife
so, really not.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:09, 1 reply)
So in fact, he actually shouted
"Ye're nothin' but a hoor-monger, sur, an' she's yer bliddy hoor!"
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:12, closed)
i'm reading that
in my uncle's voice - lovely Fife dockyard accent
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:04, closed)

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