NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Middle classMy neighbours are nice.Middle class, granted, but mostly nice with it and nowhere near as smug as you'd expect.
He's something or another in the City and it must be well paid since she spends all her time, sunbathing, gossiping or buying crap.
Their parties are mostly polite, they keep their garden in order and unlike certain other neighbours I've had, don't get leathered and try to strangle each other of a Saturday night.
The one thing I'd change is this: At some point somebody told the pair of them that they were witty and ever since they've been endlessly rattling off the most mindfuckingly lame puns this side of a Carry on film. Seriously, humour has moved on a bit since the 70s,
you know.
Still, the missus seems incapable of spending more than 48hours without getting her tits out so much can be forgiven.
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:23,
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