
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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I like your way of dealing with things mate, they really value their horses (although maybe not treat them very well!) and you got them by the short & curlies!!
( , Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:36, 2 replies)

We had them out in less than two weeks.
(OK, I have to admit, it was nice to open my window and see horses running around. However, it wasn't nice when people shat on my walk. Swings and roundabouts, eh?)
( , Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:40, closed)

If people shat on my walk, swings and roundabouts.
( , Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:43, closed)

Horses are actually very expensive. It's how they hide their money.
( , Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:45, closed)

but then again i'm not an expert
( , Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:06, closed)

But i don't happen to be rich so can't stuff money up a horse we had to make do with bits of plywood
( , Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:49, closed)
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