NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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When I moved into my houseMy neighbour suggested that when I was ready I should come over sometime.
This was a bit weird – but it was the country, so I thought, when in Rome...
Later, when I turned up at my neighbours door he looked me in the eye, looked down at the load of herbs I had on a little plate, dripping and swimming in hot man goo, and he closed his door quiety, without saying a word...
Never spoke to me again.
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SpankyHanky, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:25,
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Nicely done(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:28, closed)
I'm ashamed to say it took me a re-read or two.You cunt.
Click.
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Got me again.You're a twat.
Have a click.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:59,
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SPANG(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:05, closed)
ArfNicely done. :-)
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Yup, got it.*spang*
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:39,
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