Or, y'know
you could take two teaspoons of cement and harden the fuck up and talk to him about it, which might actually solve the problem, rather than looking for revenge suggestions here, which will only satisfy some sort of brief passive-aggressive trip on your part ?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:32, 2 replies)

that is a fair point
and I will be speaking to him after the latest shenanigans. But my post was more about the fact I have built him up in my mind as my nemesis when he really isn't. And I'm enjoying my passive-aggressive trip thanks, very cathartic, and hopefully quite funny, which is why I asked.
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:39, closed)

..and why I replied.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:57, closed)

Are you trying to supplant my old Nemesis?
:)
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:06, closed)

Nah
I am enough people's nemii already. ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:52, closed)

Have you got an Evil Masterplan?
Or a cloak?
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:49, closed)

Talked to him
and he was very apologetic. Anyone want to be my new Nemesis? Seems my old one is no more.
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:12, closed)