Bitch teachers and cunty managers
An English teacher in year 4 slammed me with a 5-minute detention because she thought I wasn't listening. She didn't think an 8 year-old could take notes and listen simultaneously. When I protested that I had been listening, she immediately gave me another detention. Bitch. If I met her again I'd still happily slap her.

In response to the question post, dinner ladies are just evil. I had one yell at me for eating my chocolate biscuit before my sandwiches. And this was a packed lunch, not a school dinner. You got no jurisdiction over the contents of my lunchbox, you scrotum-faced old harpy. I don't think I'd slap her but I'd happily fart on her hair. She was a wrinkly old harridan then, so she's probably dead now. Ha.

Those two were annoying, but I think they just hated children in general. A proper nemesis should have it in for you personally.
I had an evil floating manager at my last job. He was a cuntmuffin in general, but he seemed to be most at loggerheads with me. (I was later to learn that he hated women in general, and he happened to be a bit of a racist to boot.) After the first day of working with him I had trouble sleeping and I felt so anxious about returning to work the next day. He was so aggressive and shouty right from the get-go, and he called one of my cow-irkers a "fucking muppet" in front of customers. (Never discipline staff in front of customers; that's a management no-no. And calling an underling a fucking muppet isn't on anyway, unless they pissed on your shoes or something.)
He was constantly deriding our workplace as a 'shithole' even though it was tidier than the Moss Bros around the corner. Eventually he got into an argument with me over something stupid (I turned the music down because it was so loud I couldn't hear the door alarm if it went off, and customers and I were having trouble hearing each other, and he took umbrage to that because he was the one who'd turned it up so high and as he said, "I'm the boss and I know what I'm doing so we have to do things my way"), and he was so rude to me he made me cry. I thought 'fuck this, this isn't worth minimum wage', gathered my things, and walked out. He tried to block my exit, so I screamed and made an exhibition of myself until he relented. He said "What is your problem?" to which I replied, "You're my problem, you obnoxious little turd" and left.
I got to keep my job, and my manager advised me to just be happy I got away with it and not stir shit up. Fuck that. I wrote a letter to the area manager, who interviewed me about it. When he'd got my side of the story, floating git-manager got an official warning. Ha. I just regret not punching him when I had the chance. I'd've lost the job, but our unit ceased trading a couple of months afterwards anyway.
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:59, 2 replies)

happily fart on her hair
made me chuckle like a loon
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:53, closed)

Donkey Gums on /talk
threatens to blow his nose on people's hair then fart them a side parting. Brilliant threat.
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:06, closed)

You got no jurisdiction over the contents of my lunchbox, you scrotum-faced old harpy.
I imagine I can hear Robert De Niro as a Noo Yawk cop saying this very line in a film.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:17, closed)

:D

( Bob Todd whee, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:45, closed)