There was this kid who bullied me at school
He was a right tosser, too. Never washed or anything- you could smell his socks a mile away- and always wore the same bloody clothes. He used to hang around outside the school with a mangy dog that he never even bothered to put on a lead, and wait for me to appear. And then the abuse would start- if the dog didn't get me, then the words always did. He'd call us names, like "softies", apparently because we weren't an ASBO menace to society like him...

I tell ya, I was always relieved when his dad yelled "DENNIIIIIIIS!"
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:18, 5 replies)

lol
nicely done punchline
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:26, closed)

spang
This just took me about ten minutes to get!
(stubbledchin, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:28, closed)

does that make you
walter, prince of the softies?
(Hernandez Fiendish probably won't be here until at least, say, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:46, closed)

It's a shame you're not American.
Then he'd be blonde and annoyingly winsome.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:59, closed)

I was all ready to point out that the dirty clothes thing is an indication that he is being neglected and possibly abused at home,
then I got to the end. Good work.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 3 May 2010, 9:34, closed)