My ex landlord wanted us to continue paying rent despite giving us the ok to move out because his new tenants wisely realised he was a cockmunch and decided not to move in.

He comunicated his wish for us not to move out via regular and abusive phonecalls and letters highlighting points in his badly drafted contract.

Anyway lovely Mr GOTW is a lawyer and wrote for me the sort of letter that probably (hopefully) made him soil himself involuntarily.

The week before the tenancy ended we all moved out and left the place neat as a pin. I went round the day before I returned the keys to collect any post and discovered that the landlord had illegally accessed what was still legally our abode, to turn on all the plugs (????)and hike the heating to subtropical levels causing some old carrots that had been acidentally left in the cupboard to turn utterly rancid, anyone who has ever enountered that aroma will know they really are rather barftastic.

According to our ex neighbours the house lay vacant for some time.....Mwah ha ha ha.

The best part is, we efficiently switched the services back over to his name the day we all moved out.

Fucktard.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:41, 6 replies)