Pam.
Nobody knows why Pam doesn't like me, but everybody knows she can't fucking stand me.
She's part of our "regular" crowd down the local, and constantly belittles me, tries to undermine anything I say and is just a complete and utter cuntbitch in general.

I've not done anything I'm aware of to offend her, and most people find her little digs at me amusing - as do I as there's generally no backup to them. She takes great delight in "pretending" to gag in front of me to try and get a reaction 'cos of my emetophobia, last time she did it I handed her a carrier bag.

When I was laid off, she tried to make everyone laugh by telling them how I wouldn't be able to get another job or pay my rent - until my friends pointed out that a) they'd already handed in my resumes to their HR departmnets, b) I have enough money to survive for a year without working if necessary and c) how secure is her job?

She recently got laid off and is about to lose her condo, she has no savings and expects everyone else to buy her a drink as she's broke.

Typically, I just ignore her as I think she's nothing more than a playground bully, but it came to a bit of a head the other night. I have a 2nd degree sunburn on my nose which my doc had lubed up with antibiotic cream and burn cream and a fetching burn bandage which I had to wear for a couple of days. I looked like a twat, but made the usual jokes about how I'd had a nose job/the boyfriend already told me twice etc.
Pam, again trying to be "funny" and look clever in front of everyone said something about me picking my nose and sticking my finger too far up it.....and by this point I was pissed off, sore and tired so I threw my pint over her head much to the amusement of everyone else.
She's not been back since, but apparently she's "out to get me". I'm quaking in my boots......

I wouldn't mind, but she's 42 and everyone keeps telling her to grow the fuck up.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:20, 3 replies)

sounds like she fancies you
(nettestar meeow, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:04, closed)

Has she pulled your hair and ran away?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:41, closed)

Or your pigtails? ;)

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:43, closed)