Advert for a nemesis
Sadly I arrived over here too late to answer this advert, I'd have been perfect for it:

Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend

I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionally whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.

British accent preferred.

www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/672031640.html
(paxvobiscum, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:13, 4 replies)

I've finally found my vocation.
*Starts looking*
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:29, closed)

Me too
I would have been perfect for this.
(paxvobiscum, Tue 4 May 2010, 20:43, closed)

This would be my ideal job
Petty, irritating annoyances are a speciality of mine.
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:03, closed)

Sometimes I scream really loudly inside my head on the bus, to see if anyone else reacts.

( gone, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:27, closed)