
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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When I was 5 or 6 I remember being in class and having to draw a picture of a house. I decided I wanted to draw a train instead. I took my picture to teacher (ironically I think called Miss Love) and proudly showed it to her. She barked "that doesn't look like a house now does it!?" and drew a big fat cross through it :(
( , Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:38, 1 reply)

that could fold up and be a train, and then unfold and be a house again when it reached its destination.
Fuck, I want a trainhouse now.
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