My Arch-nemesis
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
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( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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So let me get this straight....
Someone (let's face it one person shoving you and swearing at you doesn't exactly qualify as bullying realy - unless it goes on for ages) picks on you and teases you a bit at school - challenges you to a fight and you beat the shit out of him. Sorry, but broken jaw/fingers/teeth is a BIT overkill for a playground fight, but I guess maybe these things happen. Still, hardly something to boast about.
Then you screw his sister - no, wait - let's not qualify this as his sister to start with - you have sex with a woman and give her a very nasty STI. And given that you had just left school I'm guessing you where both quite young. That's a pretty fucking despicable thing to do to someone you know? Kind of thing that fucks someone up relationship/sex wise for a fair few years. I don't realy think you should be boasting about such things.
( , Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:55, 1 reply)
Someone (let's face it one person shoving you and swearing at you doesn't exactly qualify as bullying realy - unless it goes on for ages) picks on you and teases you a bit at school - challenges you to a fight and you beat the shit out of him. Sorry, but broken jaw/fingers/teeth is a BIT overkill for a playground fight, but I guess maybe these things happen. Still, hardly something to boast about.
Then you screw his sister - no, wait - let's not qualify this as his sister to start with - you have sex with a woman and give her a very nasty STI. And given that you had just left school I'm guessing you where both quite young. That's a pretty fucking despicable thing to do to someone you know? Kind of thing that fucks someone up relationship/sex wise for a fair few years. I don't realy think you should be boasting about such things.
( , Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:55, 1 reply)
You're assuming that this is true.
It has the ring of all those 'yeah, I learnt karate and kicked fuck out my bullies' stories a year or so back.
( , Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:58, closed)
It has the ring of all those 'yeah, I learnt karate and kicked fuck out my bullies' stories a year or so back.
( , Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:58, closed)
Maybe I'm naive at this internetting
But there's no way I'd make something up like that that paints me in such a bad light.
( , Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:59, closed)
But there's no way I'd make something up like that that paints me in such a bad light.
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