My Arch-nemesisI lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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Look, this is probably true, but it's not really QOTW material.Try rewriting it with added violence and revenge sex.
I trust the taxi is at least a Honda Accord?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:32,
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