Should use my B cups for good, or... evil?
I'm not as deeply nerdy as most people here, but I am very, very cross-genre. That means I'm a big damn geek for superheroes, steampunk, cyberpunk, New Weird, zombies, rock bands, all sorts of books and TV shows, RPGs, webcomics, slash fanfiction, zombies, bizarre youtube videos, grammar, reptiles, anime, computer games, did I mention the zombies?

Anyway, the point is that my lack of proper nerdy dedication to one obsession means that offline I tend to keep company with people who aren't, strictly speaking, all that nerdy at all, and I am probably not the first to discover this curious phenomenon.

In sufficiently low quantities, nerdiness is actually *cancelled out* by the presence of breasts. I mean, were I to suddenly wake up with a penis I would be textbook nerd - obscure jokes nobody gets, poor social skills, huge porn collection, awkward stammering, bullied in school, even the glasses - but you bang a set of tits on there and suddenly everyone takes you for a functioning member of fashionable society. Who knew?
(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 11:27, 14 replies)

double standards innit
There's also been talk this week of women having "systems" for most household tasks / shopping etc. Why then, when a woman has such a system, we call it a "system"....
Yet when blokes do it, we call it "anal"...?
Not fair! I'm off to burn a pair of Y-fronts in support of blokes!

Yay to blokes, for they have willies!!! :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 12:00, closed)

^^Yes but our systems are useful.
Men's systems what are they good for, absolutely nothing.

Say it again.

*Name that tune*

*Edit* sorry, 'B'cup, I've never seen a female nerd with huge boobs. Why?
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 12:52, closed)

^^^ fair point
But, what's the take on moobs?
How do they fit in with this formula?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 12:57, closed)

@Big-girls-blouse - geeks with big'uns
for a very short time, while on medication that causes instant figure reshaping, I was a DD. It wasn't nice because it wasn't me and I'm glad to be back to a B which may actually be the proper geek size for breasts.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 12:59, closed)

*Muses*
I think big boobs in female geeks were bred out as they got in the way of the bunsun burner and kept setting on fire or maybe you can't work out difficult formulas as the boobs take all the synaptic energy from your brain.


Just surmising.

Mind you, I'd give anything for a B cup.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 13:09, closed)

So, if I were to grow breasts..
I would re-gain the respect of the people?
( Thinker, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 13:26, closed)

huh?
sorry i got to the word boobs then my mind wandered............. boobs
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 13:38, closed)

An ex
An ex girlfriend of mine had big boobs. And she was a geek! (All the other geek girlfriends I have had have B-Cups though oddly enough.)
(oeb, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 14:37, closed)

Geekism vs cup size
Nope, an ex of mine was a geek and a DD cup.

Lagre norks and being a nerd aren't mutually exclusive.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 11 Mar 2008, 14:47, closed)

Agree with PJM.
The woman who laid me on the basis of singing Tom Lehrer songs to her has DDs. She's at least as nerdy as I am.

Then again, she was a somewhat hefty girl anyway... not that I minded that, actually, as I like curves on a woman... but still, her boobs were in proportion. And they were quite nice.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 11 Mar 2008, 15:09, closed)

There will be, as in all things, exeptions to the rule....
But I think you will find that a womens cup size deteriates as her IQ grows.

FACT!

Shit! doesn't say a lot for my intellect.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 15:23, closed)

it doesn't really matter
as being a girl geek means you have the pick of all the boy geeks!

*rethinks*
Er, yes.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 15:28, closed)

^ @ BGB
Well, that's me fucked then!
Since giving birth my cranial capacity has shrunk - it seems to be doing a bathtub curve in the wrong direction.

Therefore I should have massive melons, but am still a B cup....

What's happened there? Will they suddenly expand on commencement of the menopause then?
That would make sense in my case, as my personal formula is:
stupidity is directly proportional to fluncuating hormone levels i.e. when I'm up on blocks I'm REALLY thick...
But then, one's boobs tend to swell a tad at the same time...
I must be an exception to the rule then - thick with a couple of fried eggs :o(
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 15:52, closed)

uummm.....not sure if I should mention it, but
I know several female geeks with big boobs. A few of which are over a DD.

I don't buy into the theory that the intelligence of a woman decreases as boob size increases. Though I do still think that the intelligence of a man decreases as he comes into contact with women of increasing boob sizes.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 12 Mar 2008, 2:21, closed)